May 2013
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the...
oh-woah-dope:
since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?
i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
amoying:
yogvrt:
what if swag was pronounced swaj
the swaj mahal
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
chocolatehighhh:
People say “natural hair is not for everyone” like God made a mistake on black people’s hair.
Brittany Renee.: This year July has 5 Fridays, 5... →
thatlukepiercing:
astro-nave:
MONEY.
Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.
Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved….
My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS
chinese feng shui knows about tumblr ?
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sorou:
i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis:
thepioden:
hair-old-styles:
harrystyies:
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not...
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
mamamantis:
so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously
jehovas-witness:
internetexplorers:
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
ham-and-pineapple:
pizza:
mozzarella-cheese:
Fun fact:
Me and the Tumblr user Pizza used to date. We were always together and such. I hate to say it now but I was always on top.
Oh hey babe! Haven’t talked to you in ages xx
ahh shit well this is awkward
Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
babybehemoth:
Anxiety attacks are the worst because sometimes you have no idea why you’re crying or angry and you just think of everything wrong in your life and you can’t control it all you can do is breath in and out and cry it out
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Brittany Renee.: This year July has 5 Fridays, 5... →
thatlukepiercing:
astro-nave:
MONEY.
Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.
Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved….
My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS
chinese feng shui knows about tumblr ?
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zenjamaican:
honestly, PSA for white folks:
poc are literally 100% uninterested in your opinions about race.
in fact, there is a 99.9999% chance that you are in fact saying something profoundly ignorant.
the sooner you realize this and learn how to stay quiet and listen/educate yourselves instead, the less you will suffer the [justified] rage of poc.
d-0wn asked: Omg! I actually do!!! Which part are you in?
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d-0wn asked: shee-it! Can you do my makeup?! Awesome work!
doglets:
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
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savingpeopledoingmoosestuff:
acetrainerghirahim:
am I the only person who doesn’t wash their hair every day
cause
when I tell people I don’t wash my hair every day they look at me like I’m some disgusting hobo
Fun Fact:
Washing your hair everyday can lead to early hair loss. You hair needs to distribute it’s natural oils to remain healthy.
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